Hey look, that’s me. I’m the one pointing NNE.Anyway, guys should know that girls love a guy in Spandex, and you don’t even have to ride a bike.
You can just wear them around town, confident at all times that the pods are safe with the mother ship.
Does it look odd? No! Girls think it's cute! It's just like throwing a bedsheet over a cat.
But much sexier.
Women become so overjoyed when they see you in Spandex, they often breakout in spontaneous laughter. One lady was so delirious, she asked what I was doing with such a small package, and I wasn't even carrying anything. Crazy lady!
And they’re real popular with children, because the kids always point at them, whereby mothers cover their childrens eyes, probably muttering the obvious “I can’t afford those!”
Yep, they're not cheap.
Anyway, I knew I was becoming famous after this bike race when my friends and I went to a local German café.
I saw some women sitting at a table and feeling brave, I walked right up to their table and leaned on it. ”How’s the kielbasa here?” I asked.
Boy, they couldn’t even speak, and they didn’t even finish their meals.
But hey, they just saw me, a celebrity, in my sexy Spandex. I'd be speechless too.