Ladies, would you like to make love to me? I'm not crazy in bed, I just want to feel what its like to be with a woman again, nothing wild. I have normal tastse in bed, not too much, I have a normal orgasm face and I dont make too much noise, hope your'e the same, live in quiet duplex.
You have a normal orgasm face?
I've never heard of any guy having an orgasm face that didn't resemble a braying pack mule trying to dislodge a package of dried soup crackers from the back of its throat while getting knuckle-punched in the spleen.
That's a normal orgasm face, stupid.
But, hey, I'm sure women are turned on by your "I'm waiting for the bus" face.