Wow, look at this outfit! Ladies are your loins quivering or what?
I know, I know, you've seen this something like this before. Where? Here!
(Ed Warning: Any guys click that link, you'll be instantly gay for 3 and a half minutes.)
Anywho, I love to wear this outfit on the deck of a sailboat on a late summer afternoon as I sip boxed wine and eat individually wrapped cheese slices.
Sometimes I'll put my foot up on the railing of the boat and point at pelicans in the distance, so the ladies can get a better gander of the cuffs on my pants that match the shirt.
Because nothing turns on a woman more than a guy that takes three hours to get ready to go out, and really plans out his look.
And see my pink shoes? That says one thing and one thing only to the ladies.
I'm gonna fuck your brains out!
In a highly organized and regimented fashion!