Friday, July 18, 2008

It's Friday!!!

Welcome readers from the WWHM national headquarters, located in beautiful downtown Dubuque, Iowa, right behind the animal rendering plant in Wing C of Tom's Fowl and Poultry Supplies. What a view we have!

WWHM has had some busy days as of late, and if you look to the left there, you'll see we've cracked over 60,000 hits in our first 20 days of marketing the blog! We here at WWHM would like to thank everyone who's visited, and if you plan to visit our headquarters, we're offering free mints to those who have a good attitude with Doris, our front desk clerk. Watch it, because she can be a real bitch if you make a joke about her son being in rehab again. What a fucking loser!

Anyway, we have a few new posts up for you today PLUS some hate mail! Fun!

As you know, the WWHM offices are closed for the weekend, but we'll be back next week by the time you get back to work. So be sure to spread the good word to everyone about Why Women Hate Men- The Blog, and in return, WWHM will continue to act as your condom to the internet. Free of charge.

Let's do those fucking posts!


Catherine said...

Hi there Weasel-man!

I am a first time commenter, many time reader. Surfed over from Fugly. Reading from the local Police Dept station overnight to stay awake at work!

Just wanted to say hello and nanny nanny boo boo, I got the first comment!!!! Yaaaay me!

Keep up the good job, you are fantastic and I try not to read when any of the officers are around because they wonder why I am laughing like a hyena in heat, staring at the computer screen...

See ya, keep working hard. Oh, and I insist on at least one blog entry a day, and I work in law enforcement, so you better believe me when I say if I don't get satisfaction every day, I cannot be held accountable for any handcuffing that may go on at your residence. LOL! Just kidding, but keep blogging so I can stay awake and not get FIRED!

Weasel said...

I was going to leave a comment on your blog the other day- i used to date a cop for a long time.

I know a LOT of things about police officers.

CutNJump said...

Wahoooooooo! You're posting the hate mail! Right on!

Fugs does it with added snark and comentary, which just proves 'in their own words' what an asscrack these people really are!

I'm looking forward to Mondays post too.

Keep it up Weasel! We love ya, and the numbers on the left prove it. So for the hate mailers- go suck a fat baby's ass.

nip/tuck said...

Alright, Weasel! I knew you'd succumb to the pressure and post the hate mail! Thanks & have a great weekend... rest up for some extra snarky posts next week.

furnacelady said...

You satisfied thousands of women this week Weasel, you must need some rest! Have a great weekend!

Michelle said...

Hey Weasel!

I just wanted to thank you from the bottom of my little heart for bringing this to the oh so boring blogoshpere...I surfed over from FHOTD and I am so grateful she mentioned you!

So far I have:

-had to stop reading so I could go pee so as not to mess myself

-snorted hummus through my nose

-caused my dog and cat to come running to see if I had, in fact, finally lost it!

Thanks to you and your entertaining blog, I can get through the days of my life, which can only be described most days as a shit sandwich.

Thank you! Seriously. I mean that!


PS I DONT hate men, I actually am rather fond of them, but I think people are funny as hell!

CutNJump said...

furnacelady said...
You satisfied thousands of women this week Weasel, you must need some rest! Have a great weekend!

I agree!

How many other men can say that and be truthful about it?

Dollar Lady said...

Check it out.....