Monday, July 21, 2008

Why Women Hate Men: The Bad Fashion Issue 1st Edition!

Welcome ladies and gents, from the beautiful corporate headquarters of WWHM in lovely downtown Dubuque, Iowa!

We're coming down off a mean heroin bender today, but we finally got that crack-smoking chimney of a transvestite hooker out of the janitorial closet, so we're ready to go to work. Give him/her three dollars and throw him/her in the dumpster, boys.

You know, people always want to know how I land more female birds than a coke-fueled housecat, when, on the surface, I have all the charisma of a discarded and mold-spotted sandwich bag.

Because folks, I wear clothes purchased from the catalogue of International Male magazine.

And today, as a special treat, I'm going to share with you some of my bird-bagging outfits that the ladies can't get enough of.

That's right, it's our first WWHM Fashion Guide, led by myself, the Weasel. It's a two-pager!

If you guys enjoy this first installment, please email me at weaselworden@yahoo.com and let me know. If it's a success, we'll have another installment coming up in a couple months with your submissions! Let's roll!

48 comments:

CutNJump said...

LOVE IT!

Keep it all coming!

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hey lets see your ad! I thought that was supposed to come up today

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This stuff is hilarious! I loved it all, but especially the "man-blouse" one. :-D

Weasel said...

Damn it! You weren't supposed to call me on it!

I was hoping you guys would forget.

Yes, but since I labored so hard last evening, I cannot possibly blog any longer!

Tonight I will put it up on BWWHM for tomorrow morning.

I am a Breaker of Promises.

I have to anyway, I lost a bet.

4thehorses said...

Are you really in Dubuque next to the rendering plant?

MinxyQ said...

the only problem with this is that these guys (except the bicycle team) could where the skins off freshly killed carcasses and I would probablt still not notice what their wearing.

I have a sneaking suspicion these fashion item are more directed for the attraction of other men than women, who knows, I can't get past a good set of pecs or come-hither eyes.

MinxyQ said...

one really should proof read before hitting the "publish your comment" button.

oh well it is 7:45 am, I am in the office to read through Weasel's latest offerings before the rest of the office arrives and I have had only one coffee.

How's that for commitment?... considering it takes me an hour to get to work.

CutNJump said...

Weasel, why not post it here? Why post it on the BWWHM blog?

Weasel said...

Easy answer: embarrassment

nip/tuck said...

How embarrassing can it be? You know we love you far more than the moronic fools who usually grace the pages of this fine blog.

Liz S said...

Curse you Weasel! I have had "All For Love" going through my head ALL DAY and its all your fault! *shakes fist*

That and the image of a brightly dressed man who looks remarkably like Doug Spink showering a frightened looking woman with gifts (seriously, whats going on there!)

And then a combination of all of the above: Doug Spink in a man blouse and a banana hammock dancing to all for love.

You've ruined my life Weasel. Ruined.

Ktluvsbrutus said...

I'm LOVING the bad fashion edition! You seriously made my day. Especially the ass-padded briefs. I think every man should own a pair!

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Oh my goodness... this I think is your funniest blog yet! I can't wait for your next fashion issue. I could not stop laughing. Where did you even FIND some of these clothes? While the ass-padded briefs were the funniest, and most bizarre... I think your best commentary was for the Spandex one

keep 'em coming!

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