Someday, somewhere, a brilliant man named Thad came up with a brilliant idea while trying to open a can of soup with a tennis racket.
"I'm uh gonna put some balls on my truck."
Enlightened, he fucked his sister twice and then climbed a nearby mountain as a thunderstorm approached.
"Listen y'all," he yodelled into the villages below, "I jus' done thinked of sumtin funny. We's all gonna put us sum ballz on our trucks.""
Some of the village men heard the strange calling, and immediately stopped ass-raping their neighbor's chickens.
"Howma gunna git muh balls back on if I put um on muh truck?" other male villagers asked, while dripping chipmunk innards out of their Swanson aluminum dinner trays onto the floors of their trailer homes.
"Not yer own balls, fake ones ya stupid," the 12 year-old village wives responded, as a constant stream of undernourished infants squirted out of their uteran canals unabated into a pile at the door of the town welfare office.
Henceforth, TruckNutz became a huge hit throughout the Great American South, and Thad Cornwall became a millionaire and bought a new swamp tractor with flames painted on the side.
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