Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Bonus Entries!

Ladies and gents, we're celebrating our 50,000th hit today, a mere two-and-a half-weeks after our inception, so poorly-constructed animal balloons and a tube of bovine lube are in order for everyone. I'd like to thank all my loyal readers, the FHOTD (which is not a boy band, as someone asked), and also the chemical hybupyxtorin phosphate, which keeps my writing pudding from crusting over as I type away like a cocaine-addicted baboon.

Tonight however, I hope to go see Christian Lander speak, the man responsible for stuffwhitepeoplelike.com, a comedy blog that brought him 30,000,000 page views in three months, so I may not find time to post. But I will be thinking of you, my loyal readers, and probably in a dirty way just like your clergy.

And Suicide Girls, lately you're sending me a lot of hits, but I can't get on your website to thank you, so here you go..... thank you!

Please tell, blog, post and email everyone about WWHM today! Now on to those nasty posts you love, and here we go with a 1...2...3.....

30 comments:

Weasel said...

Hey guys, I really fucked up my email yesterday, and lost a lot of the addresses you wrote from. I respond to everyone's emails, so just know I didn't dog you!

I was just being an idiot and not paying attention.

nosey said...

I was just thinking this morning about how we could all use it more than twice a week. So thanks weasel! And just so you know...The better it is the more we want it!So take a nap and brush your teeth because your going to be very busy.

Anonymous said...

weez,

In no particular order -

go fuck yourself
nice blog
20 years??

- jlane

fuglyhorseoftheday said...

Where is he speaking? You have my e-mail and if you don't, you know where to find it.

simlife said...

Congrats, man :D This blog rules and I just advertised to finnish sim horse world, so you can imagine the masses of 12 - 30 years old women reading this and laughing their asses off while updating their sim horse's competition calendars... Heart-warming, isn't it?

CutNJump said...

FHOTD also mentioned the Thingswhitepeople like blog. I found it funny, but I enjoy snark far more!

I may have to go check it out again....

Oh and I added you to my favorites.

KUDOS!

Weasel said...

jlane,

and you as well,
thanks,
maybe.

weez

The Half-Assed Blog said...

Another FHOTD minion here.
Love this blog. I have nothing more important to do with my day than laugh my ass off and probably annoy the neighbors.

fjordwoman said...

Weasel
Again,those last few posts have my intercostal and rectus abdominus muscles screaming for mercy.
Brilliant.
Thank you!

ziggy said...

boner.

*Amber* said...

We snarky women demand constant satisfaction, so be prepared for e-mails every day we're not appeased. ;)

So really, how can we make this at least an "every-weekday" thing? I need things to distract me from actually working.

Weasel said...

Honest truth you guys- this blog takes me a long time to write. It takes me 7-9 hours to concept, write, and re-finish 3-4 posts. I write about 8 or 9 a day. A lot of people think I whip these out in 5 minutes. I wish.

Also lately I'm trying to market the blog, so between posts I have to post elsewhere and try to suck in readers. And sort through emails and submissions.

But I'm so happy I have you guys out there helping me with that. My biggest inleads right now are direct hits, meaning they come from emails or the site has been favorited- thats's 75% of my audience. That's AMAZING.

I will always try and post once a day from now on- but sometimes I come up empty and I WILL NOT POST SOMETHING NOT FUNNY. (See todays Walgreens entry- thats the worst it will get.)

Today, I'm exhausted and creatively bankrupt, but when I get home tonight I have a couple more I might be able to throw up!

WWHM fans you guys have been incredible and I will only give you my best!

CutNJump said...

We love you too Weasel! And THANK YOU!!! for entertaining us the best you can.

Fugly posts daily with 2 'normal' jobs so we know it can be done. *wink*

MinxyQ said...

*agrees with cnj* Also another fine example..Joe at TBFriends also writes daily (today is something of a tearjerker.... damned children donating their pocket money, damn them). Now Joe, at last count, has 107 horses to feed daily. So Weasel, the challenge has been thrown... battle of the blogs, minus the jelly and children's wading pool... if Fugs and Joe can do it...

And we accept no excuses nor complaints, you, my dear man, created this monster.

Good Luck ;P

Avenue Fog said...

This is what you get when Women Love Men! Well, at least FHOTD Women... they love them some snarky men ;-)

sassysmom said...

So, Weez ever get the urge to get on a bus full of crazy angry women who most likely will be drinking, touring the country to bitch slap asshats ? LOL
CNJ I added Weasel to our BSWT seating chart. I will be picking him up for some alone time first though . MUHAHAHA.
Wonder if he would object to being kidnapped taken to Snottsdale and dressed in a MUMU (bedazzled with the name Weasal of course)? What guy wouldn't just love any of that ?

Merridyn said...

and the hits just keep on coming, weasel! Congrats on 50,000. Fugly may have told you herself, but her blog began just a year ago as her little corner of the web, and now it consumes her life :)
She has a zillion unread emails and more material found and offered by her minions than she will ever be able to sift through. (And much of the equine web world now HATES us because we're truth-seaking meanies). For better or for worse, I will never be sending anything your way because I am not a member of any of the online dating services. And after what I've seen here, I don't think I will ever join one if my hope is finding a date!!!!

Merridyn said...

Please, please, please join us on the bus weasal!

sassysmom said...

I think we should get the addys for these guys , after all we do plan on doing some drive by geldings why not include some of the super creepy guys from the ads, it's not like they are ever going to use them anyway. Hopefully. EWW never ever ever not even after a triple shot of Patron would I let one of them so much as breath close to me.

sassysmom said...

or breathe. - oopsy

Weasel said...

Hey, I went to Arizona State University- I know ALL about Scottsdale. And I even sent something to Your Blog Leader today. I don't know how she does it, it is very time consuming! When is the FHOTD bus coming? And will there be scones?

sassysmom said...

Yipee, the Weasel is in for the Bitch Slap World Tour! Not sure about the scones though. Does Schnapps make a scone flavor?

fuglyhorseoftheday said...

If we're going to the Scottsdale All-Arabian show on the BSWT, I think that's an event so ludicrous that even a non-horseperson can see the humor in it. And then some.

The people watching alone is better than the horseshow!

Walk On said...

Aww...poor Weasel, a victim of his own success. :D

When you started this thing, i bet it never crossed your mind that not only would you end up with "every single day" readers, but that we'd be throwing ads at your email screeching "more big daddy, give us more!"

We may be making you work at it, but it's not like you don't love it, and we know it. ;)

Walk On said...

PS: Hey, on the upside, next time you're drinkin' with your buddies and they start that whole male bragging thing, you can look 'em straight in the eye and tell them with all honestly you please thousands of women every week. :)

CutNJump said...

Sassy- that would help even out the testosterone/estrogen levels for JR and all of us.

Pick him up early and do with him as you wish- or as he allows.

I'm thinking Weasel deserves a front row seat. Or back of the bus. Where ever he prefers.

CutNJump said...

FHOTD-
The people watching alone is better than the horseshow!


Yep, I mentioned something similar to my Mom when we were dropping my daughter off at the airport to go to Hawaii for a weeks vacation-

The drive alone was well worth it for the freak show in the airport!

The Snottdale show will certainly NOT disappoint! Maybe we can show weasel that horses will not kill you if you are merely holding a carrot.


Weasel- you went to ASU? My dad worked there for ages and I practically grew up on campus.

JR is a fan of UofA beng he is from Tucson and all...

CutNJump said...

Ooops- that should have been- being he is from Tucson.

TiredGirl said...

Thank heavens for FHOTD, other wise I would have never found my new favorite blog!

Cheri' said...

merridyn wrote; "Please, please, please join us on the bus weasal!"

OOOoooo! There's a bus weasel???? Sounds kinda dirty,.....