Ladies and gents, we're celebrating our 50,000th hit today, a mere two-and-a half-weeks after our inception, so poorly-constructed animal balloons and a tube of bovine lube are in order for everyone. I'd like to thank all my loyal readers, the FHOTD (which is not a boy band, as someone asked), and also the chemical hybupyxtorin phosphate, which keeps my writing pudding from crusting over as I type away like a cocaine-addicted baboon.
Tonight however, I hope to go see Christian Lander speak, the man responsible for stuffwhitepeoplelike.com, a comedy blog that brought him 30,000,000 page views in three months, so I may not find time to post. But I will be thinking of you, my loyal readers, and probably in a dirty way just like your clergy.
And Suicide Girls, lately you're sending me a lot of hits, but I can't get on your website to thank you, so here you go..... thank you!
Please tell, blog, post and email everyone about WWHM today! Now on to those nasty posts you love, and here we go with a 1...2...3.....