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Ladies and gentlemen, I am a wordsmith.
Through my years of experience, I am able to parse meaning from the written word through a thorough and detailed analyses of syntax, dangling participles, and complex verbiage.
I retreated to my study tonight with my pipe and elegant long-haired cat, and painstakingly de-constructed the eloquent prose of this personal ad.
After a complete and extrospective analyses of his grammatical constructs, I determined exactly what Da Pretty Boi is trying to say:
He wants you to fucking suck you suck that puusy cat hit that balls lovely woman want fuck budy want to suck fuck and fuck my balls.
So, in conclusion, I must query:
Yo Pretty Boi, why didn't you just say that goddamn shit in the first place before I had to get all community college on your ass?