Looking for an ANIMAL lover!,, I DON'T associate w/women who don't,love them,/ must be tall&willowy,or curvy/OR &short&curvy,,,or willowy /&Blond,or black or bruenette,&red /haired. ..Tanned&;or faired skin, occassional beer drinker ,,but able to "abstain at times,,Love Mexican ,Szechuan ,, ,American,Food,,, such as turkey,craneberrys,,burritos ,,salsa verdes<<> Sam
When women say they appreciate punctuation in a personal ad, I think they're referring to "proper punctuation", not "a lot of punctuation."
That's unfortunate, because Sam was expecting 300,000 responses.
Anyway, the most important thing for Sam is that you are an animal lover. Second, you must be tall and willowy, or short and willowy, with tall hair, I mean red hair, and also that you're tanned and short, plus curvy, and then have blonde hair plus you're tall and .......um,........ tall, no ........short and red......curvy.....wait......
Oh, Christ, just show up with a fucking animal, will you?
Sam also expresses his affinity for turkey, but you needn't bring any, because he home-raises turkeys. And when I say he home-raises turkeys, I mean he raises them in his home, as that wall-colored cat could attest, if he weren't so busy watching a flock of vultures devour a wildebeest in the foyer.
I suggest high heels, a Fendi bag and a hazmat suit.