Monday, July 14, 2008
Depends, Crest, And A Shower Curtain
How about 15% off everything at Walgreens?
Ladies, I know money can be pretty tight at times. I’m willing to help you if you help me. A mutually beneficial agreement. I can be slow and gentle or rough and kinky. I’m a technician working for Walgreens and would be willing to let you use my 15% discount every now and then for a little pleasurable company. I just really want to know who I’m dealing with cause there are some crazy people out here. I will be here for a long time, just think if you used me once a week for a whole year. How much would you be saving? Think about it and let me know, Carl
Hey ladies, you know when you get that mildly horny fantasy about blowing a 46 year-old miniumum wage shelf stocker, and then simultaneously have that sudden hankering for a 1000 ct. bag of cottonballs, some Aqua Net, and a fresh tube of Desenex?
Well you just hit the jackpot.
Meet Carl, a Walgreens "technician", which is corporate-speak for "the guy who rings up your Dentyne."
Anyway, Carl has a great deal for you today, and it's not in Aisle 6.
Because if you let Carl pound you relentlessly in the ass 365 days a year, he "might" let you use his 15% discount at Walgreens, or at least whenever he "feels" like it.
So instead of spending $8 on items, now you'll get them for $6.80, and a free yeast infection in the process.
But no worries. You're at Walgreens. You'll get 15% off your antibiotics.
If he feels like it.