Like a guy in panties?
SWM avergage guy looking for a gal who thinks a guy in panties is hot.... are you out there?
(Sound of crickets.)
Something smells funny.
It smells like a hearty, meaty combination of unemployed mall security guard, chicken wing sweat, and whatever perfume the 12 year-old girl down the hall wears.
Sounds like a new recipe for Campbells Soups.
Mansack Soups. Just add nuts.
If you happen to respond to this personal ad, do me a favor and ask him long he had to sit in that chair before a bored swarm of Peruvian blue moths decided to cocoon his penis.