Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Best Of WWHM: First Gangsta Entry
yung hussalah - seking females- 24
lookin 4 females, who wanna whale. blow dro, git money. im a laid back yung man, workin and hustlin in dese hard times and high gas prices, lookin 4 real hos who wanna team up wit a yungstar and do it movin ya dig. holla at me if u wanna get it jumpin. yeeee
The only way you will ever witness anything whiter than my face is if you somehow find yourself snorting six lines of pure Bolivian marching powder off the sun bleached asshole of an Arctic snow fox.
But when reader TR sent me this ad, I felt the pain of Yung Hussalah. Times are hard. Gas prices are high. And real hos do need to whale, blow dro and git money. I don't why they arent, and frankly, I don't know what that means.
Crazy ass ho's.
So, for you non-gangsta hos out there that may find Yung Hussalah's predicament appealing, I've transcribed his personal ad utilizing the Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/).
I am Young Hustler.
I am looking for a woman with a huge ass. That smokes marijuana.
I am unemployed. I cannot afford gas.
Who wants to fuck me?
Call me. Fuck me.
And for the record, the staff here at WWHM hope to mock all races equally. So if you want to pull your "race" card, don't worry, we'll pull our "some of our best friends are black" card.