This is not going to work out
I know this is not going to work out. Chicks are way too complicated. Sometimes I hate my creator making me straight. Guys are easy going. Just up for easy, clean, safe fun. No drama. Not with girls. There is always drama involved. Fuck it, call me if you want XXX-XXX-XXXX Tom
Jesus, Tom, who shit in your Rice Chex?
Let's analyze the intricate methodology in Tom's personal ad:
1. Start out by stating it won't work.
2. Blame women for being complicated.
3. Blame God for making you straight.
4. Essentially admit your gay.
5. When no one's looking, take a shit on a beach rock and pretend to look for sea otters.
So in summary, there are two types of women that might date you.
1. Desperate marine biologists.
2. Clay Aiken.
Yes. I went there.
5 comments:
This is the funniest blog ever!
If I can cause one person to emit milk from their nose, I've done my job.
Hahahahaa you're hilarious!!! I hope Tom isn't Asian (can't tell from his take-a-dump-on-the-rocks pic) cuz I would be soooo embarrassed!
I think even Clay Aiken would set his standards a little higher than this shit on rocks kinda guy!! Hopefully he's better in the house!!!
*dies laughing* -cough cough wheeze!-
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