Welcome back ladies and gents to our fabulous WWHM Headquarters here in beautiful downtown Dubuque, Iowa, right next to Tom's Animal Rendering Plant- Wing C!Boy did we miss you guys! So much so that today, we're going to wear our assless man-panties with a fishnet front, just for you. And stop that incessant drooling ladies, your filling up my Crocs with mucous.
Wait a minute, who steam-shrunk my turtle snapper in this picture? Oh, thats right, I passed out in a sub-zero beef locker last night. No wonder I'm frowning here- I'm concerned about all these sharp-beaked birds gathering in the willows, looking for that spongy snack cake hidden in my marble-pouch.
Anyway, we stopped by the office today to pick up some more Grade-C heroin from my intern Beulah, and thought, hey, why don't we post today since we might have to take off tomorrow for lands unknown?
So post we did- and rather than give you the same quickies we did yesterday, today you get the full-on fucking!
You can have a cigarette after the posts........ and tell me, was it as good for you as it was for me?
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It was good for me! My face hurts from laughing!
Ah... pains of withdrawal waning... *sigh of bliss*
Hmmm.... it would be difficult to set some sunglasses on this one. maybe we'll just paste some of those plastic shaky-eyes on it and call it a beaver.
Ohh, I might take up smoking yet after spending long enough here...it's always good for me.
But would someone please explain what those outline thingies on the outside of his butt-cheeks are? What purpose do they serve? I mean, a lady I knew explained the Secret of Thongs: they're really butt-floss. But I might have to track her down to ask about this one.
This is more like a jock strap. Which.. yes, is sexy on a hot, bulbous-bunned jock stripping down to shower in a locker room.
It's a floor wax! It's a dessert topping!
Weasel,
If you do it right then the women doesn't even have the strength to smoke, she can only pass out.
Just something for you to work towards.
OMG! Was that ever good! Wow Weasel!
The assless nut sling- is it possible to OD on brain bleach? I'm thinking I am getting close...
Nosnikta- Definately Potato Head eyes. They have accessories too. If nothing else Panama Jack sunglasses from the kids section of Wal-Mart should work- size appropriate too!
What happened to good ol' stuffing with a sock? They could certainly have used the help here.
Note: I think the strap under the butt is so that he doesn't have to sport butt-floss. Just my theory.
This makes as much sense as a see through bra when you're an A cup.
Hmmmm.... (puts her shirt back on)
Fugs- I have no experience there. Seems there was nothing- then suddenly everything.
(scratches her head)..?
I'm guessing the side straps are to give his boyfriend something to hang onto?
Fucking Thursday, eh? Get over here Weasel.....
Tease!
"Assless man-panties"! AH HA HAAAAAAAAA!
I just love your way with words. Don't quit the analogies, they're absolutely fucking hilarious!
I need to not read this at work. Soon I shall have an officemate again and I don't want her to think I'm a lunatic. (Well, it'll happen, but I'd rather later than sooner.)
Ok my head is going to explode! I need more! After getting off of mids yesterday morning Ive been trying to clean my house. I finally cleaned out my 19 year old son's room. He has his own apartment now. I probably have thrown out the cure for cancer and thought I'd need the hazmat team for a few things in there... today I found my living room... even shampooed the carpet! Of course the 17 will be home from visiting daddy dearest tuesday night so I'l lose my living room again... probably wont get cleaned again til christmas! if I find it then....
Need more laughs.... need more WWHM blogs.... I so hate house cleaning. Tomorrow is finish putting stone dust down by hand... yummy... NOT! Oh and maybe fix the fence so the rotten dog cant jump it anymore... I'd rather have one of his legs amputated than make my entire fence line 7 feet tall.... vet didnt see the amusment in that comment....
Need more laughs....
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